Republican teabagger Michele Bachmman may look ugly but you cannot blame her for not trying hard. In fact she tries so hard to look pretty that during the Fox News debate she disappeared in her makeup room for so long that she wasn’t available while other candidates debated and the host got worried. With a sheepish smile she emerged looking fresh as ever.
She is also so vain that if she is out in the open even for a little bit, she first has to touch up her makeup before she talks to television crews and gets photographed.
And if you thought that John Edwards’s $400 haircut were excessive or that John McCain paid too much for his makeup artist or that Sarah Palin spent too much money on her designer wardrobe, this Minnesota baby farmer spends a cool $4,700 on a hair and makeup stylists every two weeks. Oh by the way, she is not paying it herself; the money comes from donations sent by tea partiers. And I tend to believe that her obsession with beauty is due to her marriage to so very gay Marcus Bachmann.